Balanced Couponing

A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.

If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.

by couponpolice May 15, 2016

cyoupon

Combination of "you" and "coupon" describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.

Happy anniversary, dear.

Wow, a cyoupon for you cleaning out the cat boxes for a week!

by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015

Couyon

Dick-head-from the French word for testicle. Some one who is a real dick and a dumb-ass.

That couyon was too stupid to get out of his own way.

by BRHGM October 18, 2014

couponaire

a person of low standards and even lower wealth who has a coupon for a number of goods or services at any time that greatly exceeds the amount of actual monetary funds in their possession. a person with the lack of basic shame that prevents normal persons from using a coupon in awkward circumstances.

That guy has no shame when it comes to getting stuff for free. He is such a couponaire, he has coupons for strip clubs, and isn't afraid to use them.

by Banned from Bunnies February 21, 2010

Coupoff

A deal or promotion nobody wants or is, in fact, a crappy deal.

Mint Magazine came today and it's worthless. It's full of coupoffs. They all suck

The Penny Saver? Nothing but coupoffs.

by Jookie7 October 1, 2011

Plot Coupons

A plot Coupon is a term used for describing lack of plot etc. from books games etc. allowing the writer/ director to do basicly any thing that would normaly have been ruled out by the situation/ charicters/ personalities, often in an idiotic, improbable or unexplainable manner.

It can also be used in real life situations for unexpected bouts of luck.

Did you see how many plot coupons that film used?

by UberFridgeKing January 4, 2010

coupens

Tickets to buy beer at a bar

Joe, I need a beer, you got any coupens?

by Chris Smith from The OC June 4, 2007