cottage cheese load 

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

cottage cheese load by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Cottage Grove Oregon 

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.

Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

Cottage Grove Oregon by pissingincups March 22, 2022

Cottage cheesing 

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

Cottage cheesing by itstylerrr February 2, 2023

Cottage Core 

An alternative aesthetic for those weird girls who think they're living in a magically fairy fantasy. They try to be cute and quirky but are just weird and act like grandmas by knitting. They think they're so different by obsessing over mushrooms 9which are probably poisonous) but they're just basic.

Lily: OMG! I am literally so cute in my cottage core themed clothes!
Nancy: You literally knitted that jumper, it's so cute! And I love your mushroom earrings!
Lily: Thank you! I think you're frog hat is amazing! We're literally so quirky!
John: No, you're not.

Cottage Core by Ducky4life_ April 20, 2023

cottage farm 

the place where black people work at (joke)

"Go back to my cottage farm you black ni-!"

cottage farm by King Emperor Spamton I December 11, 2023

cottage cheese sperm 

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

cottage cheese sperm by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024

Cottage Pie 

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.

Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

Or

Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.

Cottage Pie by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025