Cortex

To outwit,charm,or deceive by use of one's intellect.

My opponent is so dim and foolish I know i can cortex him and get what i want.

by Almighty Money Folk February 26, 2014

Corked

The female equivalent of the Cock Block.

I was about to make my move on that hot guy at the bar, until that fake-titted whore corked me!

by Eats Paste March 28, 2010

coated

To turn someones coat inside out, and zip it/button it back up the wrong way.
Highly annoying for the person whose coat it is, highly amusing for everyone else
Created at Herne Bay High, similar to bagged

Rex; ha, i coated rory
Sam; aha yeh, that's lolworthy
Rory; fuckers.

by Sax February 6, 2008

Carted

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

by vmrose August 22, 2007

Beamed by cortex

if you were beamed by cortex you got yo damn server shit on LMFAO

"bro my server got beamed by cortex"
"get beamed by cortex nerd"

by kopeika February 16, 2021

carted

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010

Corte

When someone sends a shitty meme in a group text or tags you in a shitty meme.

I just got a random stupid meme from johnny, he just corted me.

by Snow nose February 9, 2015