A compliment asshole

Someone who compliments you but clearly doesn't mean it.

"Hey, Mark. That was a great performance. Very loud."
"Hey, Stephanie. do you know Mark? He is such a compliment asshole."

by tautau the bice October 2, 2014

German compliment

A compliment that is actually more of an insult, made by a generally well meaning person, referring to the stereotype of Northen Germans being aloof and unintentionally rude.

Examples of a German compliment could be defined as:
"You smell a lot nicer than usual"

"You looked better with the other haircut. "

"I've seen uglier girls than you."

by karorom July 11, 2020

drop kick compliment

When someone gives you what you think is a compliment but is really an insult.

Wow, I think my Mom just gave me a drop kick compliment yesterday. She tells me, "Out of all your siblings you are the prettiest, but your sister is the smartest".

I said, "Thanks, I think..."

by artsytexan April 19, 2011

Drive-by compliment

A compliment overheard as you are walking past someone but you have no chance to respond thereby left with a missed connection.

She just commented on my new ink. I couldn't respond to her drive-by compliment in that crowd.

by Rudimentary April 26, 2015

Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.

I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

complimentative

Someone who is complimentary about someone or something.

"It is unlikely that someone would want to be seen as having glowing red eyes that risk burning people by dispersing heat or blinding another by intense light, so by negatively comparing her eyes to the sun, he is inevitably, being very complimentative, as well as realistic."

by Alyssa Inkpen February 4, 2008