gap control 

the ability to wetten the lips and thighten the gap when desireable

she's got some goooooood gap control

gap control by Anonymous April 27, 2003

handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

handlebars of control by ANTMFan October 26, 2011

Alabama birth control 

After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.

Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her

Alabama birth control by FraglyFrank June 27, 2018

Piece control kyle 

Play fornite and do wages, and have “fn” in his name tag

Box you, Literally free, dog water , zero earnings , literally free, freer than a free sample at Costco

-piece control Kyle

Piece control kyle by Fish4fish.com February 6, 2021

cruise control 

Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.

Person 1: LOL U TK HIM 2 DA BAR?
Person 2: Even with cruise control, you still need to steer.

cruise control by moot!Ep8pui8Vw2. January 7, 2009

damage control 

an attempt to reduce damage caused by a previous failure, when fixing such a failure is either temporarily or permanently impossible, or undesirable due to risk

Ex 1:

Bill: I lost 50 grand...I'm definitely gonna win them back next game. I feel good about this, man.

Dave: Nah, you should be on damage control. Consider your 50 grand a sunk cost.

Ex 2:

James: I can't believe I missed that event...there's not a fuck I can do now.

Steve: You'll have to work extra hard to play catch up. You're on damage control now.

damage control by 9001 July 19, 2015

gun control 

Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there

Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'

gun control by zutroy March 2, 2004