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colostomy bag

Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.
That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!
by RachelS December 2, 2003
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congs

shortening of congratulations, to reward someone. used particularly sarcastically.
-whats that? oh its a melon.
-oh congs..you idiot.
by Emma Sueref February 18, 2010
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coño

Castillian lingo for vagina, muff and cunt; it's also an experssion of surprise and/or deep deception. It finds it's etymology in the latin word cŭnnus.

Sorry for south-american Spanish speakers but cuño is just a big fucking spelling mistake, the only non-Castlillian menaning of coño are "stingy", "individual" and "Spaniard" as referend in Chile, Venezuela and Ecuador (Spanish Royal academy of Language certified).

For further use of the word, sufix can be added such as ~ito, ita, azo,...
Carlota, comete el coñito del pollo
"carlota, eat the chicken's cunt"

Deja de arrascarte el coño
"Stop scratching your muff"

In setting, you are undressing a GIRL and she's got the biggest cock hanging out of the pants, then you agonize and scream "coño"!!!!! while crying and running away of course.

Alternatively, you pick up a smoking hot girl in a club, and she is easy, so lose she finds hard to keep her legs closed, you of course know she might have more AIDS than are known to man, but a condom will do the trick, then once u are alone with her and on business you realize u run out of condoms, then you are rightfully in the situation to scream "coño ostia puta joder!!!"
by lingomasters December 5, 2009
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colostomybag

A colossal douchebag; Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk, asshole, and blown pasting the upper echelons of douchebag status.
Javier's unabated shenanigans at our tea party last night puts him on a whole new level of douchebaggery, one which warrants an upgrade to colostomybag status!
by scoopapoopa August 13, 2011
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conoeing

the act of a joint burning on one side only, causing it to look like a conoe
man that joint is conoeing hard
by potty robby June 29, 2009
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colostomy bag fetish

The act of sticking your dick in the exposed intestine typically covered by the colostomy bag.
Daniel can get extra deep into Marco's colon. He has a colostomy bag fetish.
by ClarenceB0ddicker November 27, 2013
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coño

It's hispanic slang, not just dominican or puerto rican. It stands for "crap," "shit," "damn," "fuck."
"Coño manny tu jura. Acuerdate que nosotros, quisqueya y borinquen somos hermanos."
by Maldito Vampiro January 30, 2004
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