canisteer

A person full of bull poo poo

That group sitting over there, are canisteer...all of them. Be careful, step over the canister they just dropped.

by Created for a purpose October 16, 2020

Constança

Probably the best person you will ever meet. Constança is really funny and outgoing. She is obcessed with books and dark academia (just give her a book in her birthday).
Even though Constança was educated by gods, she is really insecure.
If you want a best friend than mabye Constança is the best choice despite her crazy behavior... she will protect you against anything.
She is also a hopessly romantic and a introvert.

Person 1: Damn have you seen Constança?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: I think she is going to kill me because I told her she couldn’t date Apollo.

by anonymous December 4, 2021

the constantine

A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11

Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets

by The author of dirty September 7, 2016

Andrew Constance

Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.

Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.

by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021

conaster

conaster n from Latin cum, with + Greek astron, star - literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.

There were several conasters in my life that I cannot recall without thanking God for his undeserved mercy.

You were born under a lucky star. This conaster is an amazing mixture of chance and miracle.

by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

constant

A fixed value. In Algebra, a constant is a number on its own, or sometimes a letter such as a, b or c to stand for a fixed number. Example: in "x + 5 = 9", 5 and 9 are constants. If it is not a constant it is called a variable.

a constant is a letter in a math problem

by Game mode 0 December 22, 2016

constantine maroulis

The hottest guy in the world, very talented singer on American Idol.

Constantine is a sexy beast!

by whatever April 20, 2005