Corngasm

A climax of stimulation brought on when raw, buttered corn is rectally inserted and brought to pop with a hairdryer.

And his wife said "I'd better never see that girl been callin you again or I'm telling all yo homies at the movie theater how much you like a good Corngasm!"

by DIR-T&3RD-E February 18, 2011

Conga Frackin Hacker

This was first used by Russell Billo un-intentionally when he slamed his finger in the attic door. No one is for sure on it's meaning...

Conga Fracken Hacker!!

by Steve March 29, 2005

conasaur

A significant con artist.

That guy conned 50 people out of their investment. What a conasaur!

by supdoggydog July 11, 2009

Chongas

A tobacco or marijuana smoking implement

A Chongas is commonly known as a Bong

by Princess Baby Lemon Muffin February 28, 2009

conascend

Verb: To look down on someone or something for being or acting above the conascender's station.
opposite of condescend.

s (10:08:54 PM): did you take international relations
s (10:09:13 PM): cause i need to find out where to find an article from a scholarly journal
f(10:09:19 PM): naws
f (10:09:22 PM): i dowsnt
s (10:09:30 PM): oh but you would have taken it for fuckin honors and had to read a book anyway
s (10:09:44 PM): not to conascend

by Orville Shredenbacher March 29, 2009

congestipated

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

by me66in January 27, 2009

Conegasm

The act of shoving a cone up into your anus until you orgasm.

I had an amazing conegasm last night, it lasted for hours longer than anything my boyfriend could have done.

by Helly93 June 24, 2007