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One badass motherfucker

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by EEEVIL Condomz March 12, 2004

Condorcet Jackass

the jackass of all jackasses. epitome of a jackass

I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.

originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass

by AARDVARKS June 27, 2007

Conorsou

Potato Fetish - to be obsessed with potatos sexually and analy

I really fancy getting conorsou with fresh spud - i want its dirt all over my balls

by gallimar13 July 22, 2010

Condor Swoop

Successfully seducing a woman that is temporarily emotionally vulnerable. A tactic inspired by the manner in which the majestic winged bird of prey, the condor, "swoops" upon his prey, locking an innocent bunny rabbit in its vicious tallons. A dubious method popularized by one named "B-Lighty, the unstoppable rebel force."

"I'm a Condor bro, I swoop... and if you don't watch your girl, i'll swoop on her too." Condor Swoop.

by Shin0bi June 4, 2014

condor pit

The yellow stain from sweat on the underarm area of a shirt.

Dude that shirt is ruined. You have stanky condor pit.

by Mr.Chooey May 1, 2018

Condor

Someone who uses the internet really fast and works really fast. To the point where they are literally a blur and can achieve anything but sometimes annoy people with their excessive posting.

Hyperactivity is the main contributing factor.

That kid is cool. He’s a total condor at social media and his job at the Spotted Piglet being a bartender making very complex and unique complicated cocktails. I heard he had a mental breakdown last night though due to stress.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Condorats

a word made up of condolences and congrats
used when something is sad but also good

person 1: my mom died but noe i get the house
person 2: oh condorats

by snerpyderperp December 31, 2018