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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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Jordan got competition

When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
Jeremiah and Aziz touching Tabia JORDAN GOT COMPETITION!!!!!
by Ptechs number one hater June 13, 2024
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
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DoubleDown [2v2 Competition]

When a team wins a 2v2 competitive game

Sign Language: Start with 2 fingers up (palm facing towards you), followed by turning them down.
DoubleDown 2v2 Competition: After Jordan & Joe beat Mark & Tony in cornhole, Jordan yells to Joe, "Looks like we have another DoubleDown! Who's Next?!"
by JP_187 May 2, 2024
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Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!
by ToofTu March 7, 2024
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Are you giving any competitive exams this year?

Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024
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