Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.
by Jo3 Chikken January 4, 2011
Get the commercial Volumemug. by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018
Get the tide commercialmug. spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene
Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?
James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.
Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.
James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.
Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.
by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010
Get the filming a FloTv commercialmug. When you turn to a channel that has a commercial and then all other channels instantly have commercials also.
by Anon13579352 September 2, 2013
Get the Commercial Effectmug. (Per Mike Lindell the MyPillow guy):
Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.
Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.
by Sexydimma May 29, 2021
Get the Interrupting this commercialmug. When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020
Get the Cut to Commercial Breakmug. Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.
"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"
by Blades of steel November 11, 2009
Get the commercial beavermug.