Commando Friday

The day when you dont wear underwear

Hey dude, u in on commando friday

by Petethedude February 7, 2008

Command center

A sexual act in which two men 69 and the man on top proceeds to defacate on his partner. The man on top is "in command" as he weilds his partner's penis like a joystick.

As Toby and Tavis were engaged in a 69, Tavis upped the experience by turning it into a Command Center.

by Wussmonster March 2, 2010

Sick Bay Commando

Any member of the Armed Forces that is either constantly at a medical facility, constantly complaining of being sick or injured, or both. In general, these are the people who work harder trying to get out of work than they would by doing the initial tasks assigned to them.

SGT: Hey, where is PFC Blake?

CPL: He is at medical.

SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.

by cobra_pit_viper October 16, 2008

I Can't Coman Kill Myself

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.

Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.

by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020

go commando

to go without wearing any underwear under ones out clothes (distinguished by is being applicable to both genders as opposed to freeball which is used exclusively for males)

I do not think I could go commando on a regular basis. I could not get used to it.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

on command queef

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down

i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef

by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

Commander Shepard

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.

I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.

by rivertroll May 30, 2009