a company that makes and distributes the SATs, SAT IIs, among other things. known for its tendency to force students and their parents to pay too much for a "standardized" test. works closely with colleges to bleed students and their families' bank accounts dry for their own benefits.
Student 1: Man, College Board is the devil incarnate.
Student 2: Tell me about it. I just bombed my SAT Math II subject test, even though I've taken every math class available up through AP Statistics. So... not only did I not get a good score, but I had to pay for it, and I'll have to pay to cancel it.
Student 1: That sucks.
Student 2: Tell me about it. I just bombed my SAT Math II subject test, even though I've taken every math class available up through AP Statistics. So... not only did I not get a good score, but I had to pay for it, and I'll have to pay to cancel it.
Student 1: That sucks.
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Someone who does extracurricular activities or runs for leadership positions for the sole purpose of embellishing his/her college application. His/her disingenuous intent is usually obvious as they have no true passion for their activities. This term derives from the term simp; but instead of pleasing girls, college simps seek to please and gain the favor of colleges.
John: Do you know why Michael is running for class president?
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.
Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.
Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.
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Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.
Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
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Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.
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