college education

Something most people can't afford

Person A: Why are you in so much debt?
Person B: I wanted a college education.

by Katie Hill January 21, 2008

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

Judge Kavanaugh slipped her a Susan Collins before locking the door, turning up the music and fucking all of America up the ass.

by Barry_Allan_Arkin October 5, 2018

colloidicalateral

kol-oid-iki-LAT-er-ul

-adjective
1. relating to, occurring on, or involving any purely invented and and yet unreal knowledge of epic significance.

Origin:
2010.09.25 <GK koll ( a ) glue + -oidikilateral

-Related forms:
colloidicalaterally, adverb
colloidicity, noun

Tony's assumed profundity ejaculated with "Maile, you should recreate this photograph in the same location, so as to colloidicalaterally contrast the space before and after the flood damage and restoration. By the way, I am Salvinian."

by Sporlan Orange September 26, 2010

Collins bomb

The mention of virtually any hit song from Phil Collins', solo or with Genesis, which, due to its uncanny ability to get stuck in a person's head, gets stuck in a person's head for an annoyingly long time.

The dropping of this bomb may be malicious in intent or purely accidental...Either way, the results can be devastating for the next few minutes or possibly hour(s).

Dan - "I love me some sweet 80's tunes. Remember that song 'Invisible Touch' by Genesis? I love that song..." -

Stan - "Yeah...and now thanks to you and your Collins bomb I'll be hearing it later tonight when I can't sleep because it's still stuck in my f'ing head and I can't make it stop. Thanks for that."

by djrhodes23 April 18, 2011

Collin Disc

An annoying thing that delivers pizza and knocks on your door asking for cats.

"I really hate how that Collin Disc keeps peering in through my balcony window!"

by Gorbont March 7, 2019

College Board

a aristocratic group that manipulates khan academy into advertising the SAT (to gain popularity over the ACT). And really expensive AP tests. they have convinced colleges that making kids pay a lot of $ to send one number to them is a good indicator of college readiness. not to mention some ppl can pay $69420 for test prep and likely do well

College Board charges so much to send one fucking number to a school. I got a 5 on the ap test but i m broke from buying the test. how tf will i send my scores to colleges? might as well not take any college board tests and not do college :(

by Monish Alibaba March 9, 2019

The collisium

A game invented by the romans long ago. Taking the insides of the pumpkin out ,and then drilling two holes opposite from eachother ,and inserting oneself and the competitors penis to have an ultimate sword fight. Usually played around halloween.

Yo bro, lets play the collisium i'm bored.

Nah my penis is still sore from the last time you clobbered me.

by ElongD November 20, 2016