Cocomelon

A show you watch while fucking you ex father inlaw Jeremy

Jeremy: so what episode of cocomelon are we watching to night?
You: all of them

by Jeremy Fitzgerald October 13, 2021

Coomey

Coomey is a king, a strong minded, generous, clean hearted genius.
Coomey can also be dominant and aggressive if necessary. Do not mess with Coomey.

I wish I was a Coomey.

by Fandio November 23, 2021

Cocomelon

A kids show in which you can show to ur kids on how they can act like a smart person. It features babies whose heads built like Baldi's basics and Riley's dad from inside out is featured in it :)

Rated G very family friendly
Free entertainment like old McDonald had a farm in which ur kids can learn to become a farmer. (Maybe learn how to be like Baldi)

Has over a gazillion reviews.

A review from a parent. (PARENT'S NAME CENSORED FOR PRIVACY REASONS)

Review from Mrs. ███████

This show is one of best kids shows out there. My child was kept on going to Brazil and when I put on this show, he stopped and never went to Brazil ever again. I highly recommend Cocomelon if your child is going to Brazil.

by Dumbkidin2022 February 1, 2022

Coomerino

An italian-american who is almost always in his room jerking off and when he isnt jerking off spends his time ordering bizarre sex toys which he jerks off onto and returns.

I heard from my uncle that Louie down the street is quite the coomerino.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 7, 2022

Cocomelon

When your girlfriend is torn between getting much needed electrolysis on her chest or or breast implants, and goes the implant route first. They're as big as watermelons, but as fuzzy as coconuts

"boy Mrs Sasquatch has some rockin cocomelons goin on!"
"Hey baby, how's about you, me and a bucket of nair and we see what you're hiding under all that?"
"I'd rather get toe fucked by Bigfoot"

by Thescottlorenzo March 14, 2022

CoMoMedy

Things only your mom thinks is funny similar to a dad joke.

Mom what are you laughing at ....
Nothing dear just this funny squirrel video
Lemme see mom... thats funny? He's just spinning on the bird feeder...

You won't get it darling its coMOMedy
OMG mom you sound like dad..

by Scaryan May 2, 2022

Codomprature

A slang word for temperature

Check the codomprature

by Bethan Mint June 13, 2022