Cockus Ballus

The fanciest, most elegant name to address your peen by.

"After that hardcore sex with your mother, my Cockus Ballus could use a break"

by shart buster March 11, 2024

Cucktus

Cuck-Tus

Someone who gets turned on watching their significant other have uncomfortable and/ or brutal sexual relations with other(s) involving the use of cactuses.

Person 1: You've been in high spirits today. What did you and your misses do on the weekend?

Person 2: It was my birthday so my wife put together a Cucktus show for my viewing pleasure as a gift.

Organised beautifully, it was the perfect blend of bondage and blood play.

by MUTT13Y May 23, 2024

Cocktism

Religious belief of stank hoes, despite potentially contracting diseases and or AIDS. They believe cocks are like Pokeman! They must get them all!!

"Brittany must be into cocktism, I saw her slurping up Tim yesterday behind the Kmart!"

"Vicky Been studying cocktism again, she's been gone for seven days now, on a 'cock-retreat' with Miguel!"

by Starlordtaco October 6, 2024

Cocktual Thinker

A person of high intelligence.

A person who thinks all the time.
(Cock- tu- al)

“Albert Einstein was a cocktual thinker”
“Nikola Tesla was praised as a cocktual thinker for his inventions”

by E.J.B February 5, 2026

cockdust

cocaine cut with semen

you just snorted cockdust

by reklovnaeliak June 17, 2025

Blockbuster cockbuster

OnLy 90’s KiDs WiLl ReMeMbEr

I brought her home for a little blockbuster cockbuster

by Press f to pay respects November 25, 2018

Niceus Cockus

Having a biggus cockus

1: Niceus Cockus
2:Thank you sir
1::)
2: Wait. I thought we were talking about chicken

by Shoe456 April 28, 2022