cockmonger

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003

cockmonster

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at higher rates than cockpeasants.

Frank is a cockmonster look at that fat fucker eat!

by Amanada G. thats right Amanda G! January 29, 2003

Doona Cocoon

The end result of entering your bed, and rolling yourself up in your doona like some kind of delicious man-burrito.

Man, I can't smoke up with you - I'm exhausted from a big night of being beast choked. Imma hit the doona cocoon.

by ButtplugWarrior August 30, 2011

cockmonkey

A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.

Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).

by Pope M August 26, 2007

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008

cockcoon

When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.

person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."

by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

cockmonkey

cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.

Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!

by satchman51 December 17, 2017