Jerry: "Man, i totally got cockblocked by that chicken!"
Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"
Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"
by ACBBGuy1 December 8, 2009
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I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!
by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010
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That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator
Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
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Get the camp cockblock mug.1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."
2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.
2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.
Dang, did you hear Johnny got ghost cockblocked when Gina felt a cold hand on her ass that wasn't his?
by the surfer June 29, 2011
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Get the H&R COCKBLOCK mug.The act when a girl you are interested in calls on your friend to join during a date with the sole intention of using him as a cock block.
This turns the 'date' into a 'friends hanging out' scenario.
This turns the 'date' into a 'friends hanging out' scenario.
Bobby: Hey Sarah, you wanna grab a pizza tonight?
Sarah: Sure! hey John (bobbys friend), you wanna come grab a pizza with me and bobby?
John: Sure!
*reverse cockblock*
Sarah: Sure! hey John (bobbys friend), you wanna come grab a pizza with me and bobby?
John: Sure!
*reverse cockblock*
by benbjamin February 13, 2009
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