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Cleveland Pintuck

The act of hiding one's dick in a hurry, after oral sex in a car has just been interrupted by an authority figure such as cops, parents or teachers. Endless examples of hiding places.
Enjoying a blowjob in a parked car long after curfew, Matty was forced to do a Cleveland Pintuck, hiding his dick in Samantha's bra, thus preserving his dignity as the popo arrived at the scene and shined their lights in the car windows.
by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 9, 2009
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Cleveland Creamsicle

Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle
After six weeks I had enough to give Alicia's snatch my Cleveland Creamsicle. She absolutely loved it except for the large puddle of splooge that soaked the couch cushion
by bwanab December 16, 2008
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Cleveland Jones

When you are smoking (most commonly Marijuana, although the term is used for other drugs), and the bowl, or joint / blunt, burns a long time without having to be lit again and you can take hit after hit satisfyingly.
1. "Dude, check out this Cleveland Jones I got goin' on!"
2. "Yo man, go for a Cleveland Jones, man. My lighter is almost out of fluid."
by prettyfuckinghigh July 17, 2009
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cleveland air freshener

Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.
Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
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Steaming Cleveland

A misinterpretation of Cleveland Steamer
"Crap on my chest." "Isn't that called a steaming cleveland or something?" "No, thats called a cleveland steamer."
by LeMoNK1NGv2Beta September 25, 2009
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Cleveland Closet Monster

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.
David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!
by Amsygirl January 11, 2010
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Cleveland Hot Air Balloon

(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.
Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.
by UpperdeckerLeaver April 14, 2009
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