Clamshell Packaging

An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.

This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.

Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.

Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.

by SkySandvich August 29, 2009

Clams Casino

1. A group of women.
2. The opposite of a sausage fest.

I'm gonna go hang out with the girls. It's going to be a total clams casino.

by Yeastinfection January 9, 2016

Clementine ford

A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.

Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?

Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!

by Randy82 September 18, 2018

bumping clams

the act of rubbing the female clitoris together with another female clitoris

bumping clams refer to the opening of a clam shell, revieling the clam and bumping and grinding with another "clam" or clitoris until the friction generates a pearl....or an orgasm.....depends on whether we are talking clams or clitorises....

by the queen bee October 5, 2006

Clement

Weather of such temperature that you can take all your clothes off and still feel the same way.

It's a clement day today, think I will go naked.

by spakmolotoculous April 21, 2006

Piss Clams

a slang term for a sea urchin, as quoted by "Sol Rosenberg" (Jerky Boys).

i was calling because i don't want to be tied up to motor boats anymore and dragged like a fool.. i wanna join with Jim, and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

by deven the white dude September 13, 2010

Clemson

A place unlike any other. Where the Blue Ridge yawns its greatness; where the Tigers play. A place that gets in your blood.

Clemson will always be with me.

by Clemsonjoe May 7, 2004