Bass Clarinetist

The most supreme badass in the band. The bass clarinetist quickly becomes bored with his own parts and begins to learn other parts, instead. By ear. After a few weeks, the bass clarinetist can be heard switching between different parts of the song at will, and just generally being showing up soprano clarinetists.

Why do we even play? The bass clarinetist knows our parts better than we do...

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

clarinetage

The term describing the amount of clarinet youv played in a day.

I have done 7 hours of Clarinetage today, how about you gabi?

by Samuel Cantori December 29, 2008

clarinetist

The most rockin' and chill people in a band. The most amazing kissers. And often use their clarinets to beat up the trumpet players after rehearsal!

Omg lisa! Gregg the clarinetist just kissed me!

The clarinetist just beat the crap out of the brass section!!!

by Clarientworldzzz May 30, 2018

clarinets

pretty much the coolest sexiest most amazing talented people the world has ever known, also the most perfect godly section of the band

spectator: OMG!! you guys are amazingly awesome!

Clarinets: thats because we are the clarinets!

by clarinet geek January 27, 2009

Clarinetticorn

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"

by Clarinetticorn June 27, 2016

Clavinet

A stringed keyboard instrument known for its funky sound. Often played by Stevie Wonder and other funk musicians.

Superstition and Higher ground use the Clavinet.

by xXx420NoScOp3zxXx1995 September 24, 2013

Clarinettage

The amount of clarinet practice you have done in a time frame. Clarinettage is slang and can be used colloquially in an informal conversation.

Your friend approaches you and asks, "Hey Sam how much practice have you done today?" I would reply "Well i have done about 3.5 hours of Clarinettage today Gabi, what about you?"

by Samuel Cantori January 1, 2009