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Clarence Center

A suburb off Buffalo, that is made up of rich people, hicks, and potheads. Flight 3407 crashed here in 2009.

There is a very small population of black people and they usually move back to Buffalo within a year or two because everybody is racist!
John: hey dude do you want to go to Clarence Center NY?

Alex: What are we going to do? Smoke pot, meet rich people or plant corn?
by Buffalonian4life July 30, 2011
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clarinet

quite possibly the instrument most closely resemblant to the human voice. has a tremendous dynamic range from a whisper to full cantabile. capable of legato and rapid passages. composers have long used the clarinet for nostalgic or tender moments in music, and its versatility unrivals anyother instrument-classical, jazz, folk...truly the biggest asset to an orchestra's wind section
The clarinet's sound is the voice of humanity
by lasido August 10, 2009
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Clarinet

Only the best instrument ever. Very easy to learn, but hard to actually get good at. Despite common beliefs from the other sections and the pit, you do have to be smart to play it. Only the smartest people can make section leader.

Usually the section as a whole is disfunctional, but is better than the rest of the band. Despite what the cologuard thinks, we make the band look pretty, not them.

Usually the ones that play other instruments, (french horn) and they are the ones in band who get all the guys.

Band class would fail without clarinets.
Do you ever see clarinets falling while they march?
by Daryan. June 3, 2009
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Sharing is Caring

Kindergarten communism

Best response is a Liberty Prime Quote like “Death is a Preferable Alternative to Communism”
Person 1 eating candy
Person 2 can I have some
Person 1 no
Person 2 Sharing is Caring

Person 1 BETTER DEAD THAN RED
by Liberty Prime’s Canadian bro December 29, 2019
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learned the clarinet at school

V. Euphemistic, means "giving a fantastic blowjob" among the more subtle circles of sex-driven musicality. Frequently whispered by lusty musicians both in and out of educational environments.
"Man that was some fine clarinet lernin' going on at school today," said J.W. as he wiped the cum from his lips.

"I certainly learned the clarinet at school well today."
by Mycroft H. November 4, 2012
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Claming

When you eat out a girls vagina like you slurp a clam
Sara was caught Claming with her brother last night.
by Sam Sloth June 25, 2016
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Sam Clafin

One of the sexiest actors alive. Best known for is portrayal of Finnick Odair in Catching Fire and Phillip in POTC 4. Extremely good looking and has a seductive purr that makes women (and men) go crazy!
Hunger games fan: Who do you like better josh or liam?
Girl: Nahh man, Sam Clafin is my shit
by cf_lover_for_fucking_life December 3, 2013
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