by Dr. Dickweed June 14, 2011
Get the mexican cement truck mug.When a boy has not washed his penis for an extremely long time and the excess semen around the rim of his penis has formed a hard crust known as Cock Cement.
Boy: ''Oh babe your mouth is so soft''
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!
by Barry Ballsack December 3, 2013
Get the Cock Cement mug.by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021
Get the He was forced to eat cement when he was 6 mug.a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement
caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance
caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance
Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.
by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012
Get the cement head mug.An art tool more often used for getting high then actually glueing things. Also synonymous with brain cancer
by Astram22 November 1, 2011
Get the Rubber Cement mug.A scheming little bastard, also known as schemin'cmen who's willing to do anything for anything.A selfish little prick that if given the chance would fuck his own mom for a nickle.
by Blackt December 28, 2009
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