bollock chops

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

plo chops

Blow jobs. Just imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger saying it.

Less go downtown an' get sohm plo chops.

by angry modem September 1, 2003

Off your chops

When one is
a) High
b) Drunk
c) Acting in a manner expected of retarded children or intelligent apes
d) Saying something very unintelligent

1) NO: I think you should ask out that chick
TW: You're Off your chops

JR: Look Terry's trying to jump off that roof
NO: Man, he's Off his chops

BK: Man what has Sunshine had to drink?
NO: I dunno, but he's off his chops

by Nick Ogden December 28, 2005

smacking your chops

Opening and closing one's mouth in a way that causes the spit within to make audible noise. Occurs during talking or inhaling through the mouth.

Please stop smacking your chops, it is annoying for headphone users to listen to.

by TheGuyWhoKnowsWords February 24, 2015

Slut Chops

A word used to describe a promiscuous female. The phrase is derived from the words "slut", meaning a female who willingly partakes in casual sex with several partners, and the word "chops" which is common slang for "mouth." The doubling of these two words to form this phrase, may be as a result of the person in question's mouth being particularly slutty i.e gushing with ejaculate.

Hey, look at that Slut Chops over there!

by redcat88 August 7, 2010

mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003