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nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!
Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!
by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007
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Ghetto Chopper

Price Chopper, a chain of supermarkets in Upstate New York. Although many of their stores are well-maintained, some have fallen into a state of disrepair. These are often located within cities, and attract large crowds of high teenagers at night.
It's 2 AM, dude, let's go pick up some Munchies at the Delaware Ave. Ghetto Chopper.
by Nicholas C. September 18, 2008
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Whopper Chopper

Jordan: let’s have sex I’m hard

Connie: whack it out then let’s have a look

Jordan: *whacks it out of Calvin Klein briefs*

Connie: HOLY SHIT THATS A WHOPPER CHOPPER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT
by osnapitzaircon February 18, 2019
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chipped ham

A type of Deli meat that can only be found in Western Pennsylvania. It is supremely thinly sliced ham. Origninally made by Isaly's.
Lots of people in Pittburgh like chipped ham sandwiches.
by schizoartist November 2, 2004
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chimperor

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.
The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".
by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006
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chopper city

nickname of the city of new orleans, particularly of the uptown area, where it is necessary to own a chopper(ak-47) simply for survival.
you gotta be the realest of the real in chopper city. its chop or get chopped in chopper city. B.G. had a concert in chopper city last night, you shoulda been there
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the clippers

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names
by hey buddy 111 October 5, 2020
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