Dick Cheney

(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Once elected to be Vice President of the Us US after much fraud in Ohio. Once appointed by the Supreme Court after much fraud in Florida. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Looks suspiciously like a freshly circumsized penis. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet. Reportedly neck deep in Halliburton-related Iraq-rebuilding contract corruption. His alleged nickname within the administration is "Bigtime." He has a lesbian daughter.

"Due to frustrations over his bad heart, flaming lesbian daughter, rampant alcoholism, crumbling marriage, public accusations of corruption, and relationship with Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney finally lost it and blasted his long-time hunting partner with a 28-gauge shotgun early this February."

by Blenderhead April 10, 2006

Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

Pull a Dick Cheney

To pull a Dick Cheney is to shoot someone in the face, often times claiming it was an accident or saying you thought they were a quail.

Stop-it or I'll pull a Dick Cheney on you!

by upsdnz February 26, 2008

chaynee

A deprecating joke that makes the person it is insulting laugh.

Logan told Mia a chaynee about how she tripped on a banana.

by NerdHerd words January 19, 2021

Dick Cheney

verb; to pepper a fellow human in the face with birdshot.

man #1: You dirty bastard, I'm gonna go Dick Cheney on your ass!

man #2: No, that'll hurt like hell. I'm sorry!

by cheneyshotaguy April 9, 2006

Cheyenne

Probably one of the coolest people you'll ever to be lucky to set your eyes on. She won't admit it, but she knows she beautiful. Brown hair brown eyes but she's blonde at heart. Crazy, loves to party, and don't piss her off because chances are she'll spit in your face. She has a face that might quite literally melt your heart and if you dissagree she'll pull it out stick it in the microwave and actually melt it.

"Dude See Cheyenne over there? Man I wish I could have a girl like that". "Me too! Careful though.. I heard she murdered her ex"

by Madmax July 12, 2013

dick cheney

A fucking chickenhawk, who dodged Vietnam thanks to his senator daddy, who along with President Moron (another chickenhawk) thought he knew enough about war to send many, many of our troops to their untimely, unjustified deaths.

1) Ever heard CCR's "Fortunate Son"? Well, I'm almost certain the band was referring to Bush and Cheney, both of whom dodged the Vietnam War thanks to their rich, politician daddies.

2) What ever happened to Dick Cheney, man? He's been like MIA this last few months. Guess the republicans figured he was a very bad influence, and perhaps more hated by AMericans than Bush, and could be a liability for McCain's campaign that they asked him to hide.

by Chad VanderGriff April 23, 2008