One of the greatest stoner comedians that ever lived.in the mid 1970s these two stoner buddies teamed up to do stand up comedy and are most known for their heavy use of marijuana and their lead roles in "up in smoke" which was a comedy about two new found friends a misfit hippie on the road(Tommy Chong) and a broke cholo in a hopeless band(Cheech Marin) end up together and get into all of these pot-head shenanigans and nearly getting caught by the police and eventually winning a music competition and thus being inducted into the stoner hall of fame
Cheech:(trying to get a ride on the edge of a highway while dressed like a women)
chong:"damn,who's this fine chick"(pulls over to pick up what he thinks is a Busty young lady)
chong"how you doin baby,you need a ride"
cheech:(he climbs into the shitty lowrider)
chong:"hey your not a chick"
cheech"yeah,I know but that's the only way I can get a ride man" CHEECH AND CHONG
chong:"damn,who's this fine chick"(pulls over to pick up what he thinks is a Busty young lady)
chong"how you doin baby,you need a ride"
cheech:(he climbs into the shitty lowrider)
chong:"hey your not a chick"
cheech"yeah,I know but that's the only way I can get a ride man" CHEECH AND CHONG
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A big city in south-west China with about 4000 years history. Famous for its beauties ( this probably only in Easten esthetic sense?cause I only heard Chinese and Japanese said so) and food( this one is world widely acknowledged, cause almost all Chinese food you can get in a Chinese resturant in the world is either Sichuan food or Guangdong food, and Chengdu is the capital of Sichuan Province). So the city has an other name as Kingdom of Heaven( we use "kingdom" is because the city used to be the capital of several ancient China kingdoms)
Yes, beauty and good food--sound like heaven to a man, right?
Well this remained a lots of arguement because you might not accept the taste of both asian beauty and spicy food( Sichuan food is famous for its spicy taste)
But recently, Chengdu is more famous for its IT and entertainment business, and probabaly the largest city in West China. Chengdu is now the second or third largest IT market in China and also a good place which produced certain amount of Chinese celebrities. For example: almost all world class e-sports events have either a Chengdu Stop or a Chendu Division; Many young pop stars or artists are from Chengdu, like the famous China Super Girl, although it gets too much criticised by the society, it made many Chengdu girls celebrity, especially in Year 2005, 7 out of 8 in the Super Girl Final are from Chengdu and they have got even more fans than those pop stars in China.
Yes, beauty and good food--sound like heaven to a man, right?
Well this remained a lots of arguement because you might not accept the taste of both asian beauty and spicy food( Sichuan food is famous for its spicy taste)
But recently, Chengdu is more famous for its IT and entertainment business, and probabaly the largest city in West China. Chengdu is now the second or third largest IT market in China and also a good place which produced certain amount of Chinese celebrities. For example: almost all world class e-sports events have either a Chengdu Stop or a Chendu Division; Many young pop stars or artists are from Chengdu, like the famous China Super Girl, although it gets too much criticised by the society, it made many Chengdu girls celebrity, especially in Year 2005, 7 out of 8 in the Super Girl Final are from Chengdu and they have got even more fans than those pop stars in China.
-Are you going to attend WCG Chengdu?
-Team3D was defeated by Fnatic in CPL Chengdu Stop.
-I like Chengdu food, especially the famous hot-pot.
-Team3D was defeated by Fnatic in CPL Chengdu Stop.
-I like Chengdu food, especially the famous hot-pot.
by A.Gleitta February 15, 2007
Get the Chengdu mug.A stereotype of the way that asian or oriental people speak, especially chinese. More than likely is offensive to practically all Asian people.
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Get the ching chang chong mug.a man who never has weed but likes to scav all yours. other words for this type ov scrounge include weed monkey, weed chimp or ganja whore
king chong a prime example is a chap called mark gavey resiting of the smithy bridge area near holling worth lake
by Shlongus The Pillager June 29, 2008
Get the king chong mug.A girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, but sometimes as young as 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah), the chonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called gangstalook and that of a prostitute, but can vary between the two. She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings the size of bracelets, which are usually gold and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Chongas wear their hair pasted down with gel in the front, usualy parted straight down the center, in a zig-zag line, to the side, or half to the side and half down the center, seperated by a thin hairband, colored to match their shirt, or in a ponytail or half-up ponytail slicked back with tubs of grease.They may wear lipliner and eyeliner, and can be seen applying lipgloss from thick, greasy tubes, however, are not to be confused with cholas. Depending on how ghetto she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men's t-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chonga's shoe of choice is usually either the traditional black Reeboks, white Nike Air Force Ones, completely black Converse high tops, velvet black ankle boots, or the most popular, Chinese beaded slippers in the same matching color ad their top, and worn with ankle socks. If she is from the Miami area, the chonga may be seen sporting a hat or shirt bearing the number 305, the Miami area code, in which they take much pride.Chongas tend to listen to Reggaeton,Rap, & R&B, and the radio stations that play these genres of music, frequently calling in to make "shout-outs" to their "baby daddy", etc.
Chongas have a very distinct form of speech, a cross between poorly imitated black slang and a thick Spanish accent, which emphasizes on the vowels. Some chongas even speak entirely in Spanglish. Here are some sample sentences, and how they would be pronounced in Chonga:
Hey, you know that kid in first period, oh my God, damn he’s fine!
Eyy yu no daa kih in fahrs pihreeuh OMAIIGA daaaaaaaaaaaaam he faaeeen!
Hey,are you going to Marisleysise’s quince on Friday?
-Eyy yu go-eentu Maariisleyseesiz quinceson Fraidei?
Oh hell no bitch, I’m going to beat your ass, watch! Oh my God!
-O HELLNAA bish Ima beesho azz, waash! OMAIIGAA!
The Chonga also has a distinct form of writing as well, whether it be on bathroom stalls or their Myspace pages. A typical chonga-vandalized school bathroom stall (or wall, or classroom desk, or school bus seat, or most any other form of public property) would consist of poorly imitated graffiti in permanent marker or whiteout, usually insulting a rival chonga, warning fellow chongas to “Bak da Fuk Off”, “claiming” a fantasy crush, (Nelly, Bow Wow, Chris Brown, Ludacris, Chingy Lil Wayne,and Daddy Yankee,etc. are popular ones)referring to themselves as the rapper’s “wifey” or “baby girl” or “fine Rican mami”), or simply tagging, using nicknames such as “Baby Girl” or “Brownie” or “Tweety” or “Rican Mami”. However, being the unique individuals they are, they tend to write F’s backwards, I’s (ii) double, S’s accompanied by a Z (Sz), and when typing, lowercase q’s substituted for g’s (BaBii qiiRl) or 3’s for e’s (N3LLySzi RiiCaN PRiiNC3Sz). Examples of this (written either on public property or online) would be:
N3LLySz LiiL WiiF3y –N-MiiSz Tw33Ty --> Yall hATaSz BaKK oFF
MaRiiSzLeySziiSz LUffSz ChRiiSz BrOWn
LuDaSz BaBii qURl
Tw33Ty N SzNiicK3rSz
The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend, a chongo, who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angel or Juan, but whom she affectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby.
Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groups of 4 to up to 15 of their kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the “flea” (explained later) on the handlebars of his stolen tricycle. Chongas can be seen at the flea market, Dolphin Mall, roaming the streets of Hialeah, around basketball courts, public parks, or in their cousin Junior’s bedroom.
Chongas have a very distinct form of speech, a cross between poorly imitated black slang and a thick Spanish accent, which emphasizes on the vowels. Some chongas even speak entirely in Spanglish. Here are some sample sentences, and how they would be pronounced in Chonga:
Hey, you know that kid in first period, oh my God, damn he’s fine!
Eyy yu no daa kih in fahrs pihreeuh OMAIIGA daaaaaaaaaaaaam he faaeeen!
Hey,are you going to Marisleysise’s quince on Friday?
-Eyy yu go-eentu Maariisleyseesiz quinceson Fraidei?
Oh hell no bitch, I’m going to beat your ass, watch! Oh my God!
-O HELLNAA bish Ima beesho azz, waash! OMAIIGAA!
The Chonga also has a distinct form of writing as well, whether it be on bathroom stalls or their Myspace pages. A typical chonga-vandalized school bathroom stall (or wall, or classroom desk, or school bus seat, or most any other form of public property) would consist of poorly imitated graffiti in permanent marker or whiteout, usually insulting a rival chonga, warning fellow chongas to “Bak da Fuk Off”, “claiming” a fantasy crush, (Nelly, Bow Wow, Chris Brown, Ludacris, Chingy Lil Wayne,and Daddy Yankee,etc. are popular ones)referring to themselves as the rapper’s “wifey” or “baby girl” or “fine Rican mami”), or simply tagging, using nicknames such as “Baby Girl” or “Brownie” or “Tweety” or “Rican Mami”. However, being the unique individuals they are, they tend to write F’s backwards, I’s (ii) double, S’s accompanied by a Z (Sz), and when typing, lowercase q’s substituted for g’s (BaBii qiiRl) or 3’s for e’s (N3LLySzi RiiCaN PRiiNC3Sz). Examples of this (written either on public property or online) would be:
N3LLySz LiiL WiiF3y –N-MiiSz Tw33Ty --> Yall hATaSz BaKK oFF
MaRiiSzLeySziiSz LUffSz ChRiiSz BrOWn
LuDaSz BaBii qURl
Tw33Ty N SzNiicK3rSz
The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend, a chongo, who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angel or Juan, but whom she affectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby.
Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groups of 4 to up to 15 of their kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the “flea” (explained later) on the handlebars of his stolen tricycle. Chongas can be seen at the flea market, Dolphin Mall, roaming the streets of Hialeah, around basketball courts, public parks, or in their cousin Junior’s bedroom.
Jessica: Damn did you see that new chonga Yaneisis with the Chris Brown shirt in P.E.?
Jose:Yeah she's fiiiine!
Jessica:She's such a ho!
Jose:Yeah she's fiiiine!
Jessica:She's such a ho!
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