Cheeked

(Verb) Receiving such an ass-whooping, specifically in American Football, that your cheeks are bloodied from the beating

(Verb) In 2016, the end result of any opponent playing the Alabama Crimson Tide Football Team

(Verb) The resulting effect of the Cleveland Browns 2016 schedule

"The game is over, the game is finally fuckin over, once again the final score is: The Alabama Crimson Tide 63, (insert any Big Ten, Big 12, Pac 12 School name here) CHEEKED"

"Damn Hue Jackson, it's just a Cheeked life for you and your shitty Browns this year, huh?"

"And would you believe it, Ol' Ricky thought he could get around the end on the option sweep! Ricky got dat ass CHEEKED!"

by blorpy October 13, 2016

Checker Stomp

Stomping something, such as feces, through a shower drain.

I accidentally sharted in the shower so I had no choice but to checker stomp it through the drain.

by The_Checker_Stomper July 20, 2018

Jonnny Checkers

A folk hero , has lived many lifetimes. Starting to become a movement In Albuquerque , New Mexico. May or may not be the jesus of the southwest.

Did you happen to hear about that boy Jonnny Checkers ? Some say he went on a hot air balloon ride and never came back.

by Dr, me , actually October 10, 2018

Checkered

Ugly or stupid, as well as annoying. Fugly.

Guy: Hey dude, Jane wants to fuck you!
Guy 2: No, she’s so checkered.

Guy: My douchebag boss just fired me!
Guy 2: Aww man, that’s so checkered...
Guy: I know!

Girl: These shoes are so checkered!
Girl 2: Oh god, so ugly!

by Ventureboi March 21, 2020

checkerhead

In the 1980's this was a derogatory term used by outsiders to the alternative subculture to describe the growing mod/alternative/skater movement, usually those who listened to new wave, ska and punk. pre-goth

look at those checkerheads over there with their skateboards

by sastian November 14, 2006

play chess, not checkers

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.

(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.

by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019

checkers

a game of epic, almost war-like, proportions. much more than moving a few little pieces around a board... this is the game of champions. notable features of the game include: Saint Jackolas, kingage and an abundance of references to being "on", like Donkey Kong. preferred past-time of Mr.T, William Shatner and the late Barry White.

"simply the greatest game ever created, god outdid himself with this creation" -Rob McLean, checkers hero, close friend of David Dickinson and Saint Jackolas hater

by failure33object April 26, 2005