Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 8, 2003

channel one

A stupid "news" segment that they force you to watch in high school through the school tv's.

It consists of nothing but bullshit and it always goes to them talking about cancer or a lot of people dying to something "happy" so you forget about what you just heard.

It is the biggest load of bullshit since the OJ simpson trial.

"hey Zack, according to channel one we have cancer because we just watched a TV".

"hey zack this black guy is trying to avoid steryotypes, IT ISN"T WORKING"

"hey Zack, this is fucking bullshit who gives a shit about the "play of the week"

"hey zack these guys are fuck-offs"

by Undie Bundie October 1, 2007

disney Channel

Fox with less cussing.

Person 1: I'm tired of Fox and its cancled shows!
Person 2:What about Disney Channel?
Person 1: Same differnce....

by evilmuffin August 8, 2005

Channel Cruise

An extended period of channel surfing when there is absoultly sweet fuck all on television.

There's nothing on tv, Ive been on this channel cruise for hours!

Whats on the tube? channel cruise - Kanye West

by Crancan April 3, 2009

channel walker

A TV remote that changes the channel then walks away when you need it.

Have you seen the channel walker? I can't find it. It must have walked away.

by melshine May 15, 2015

Fan Channel

A goofy masked troll that cries and steals other's content to try to get famous but is a transgender

Fan Channel likes to prey on little kids and is a goofy troll.

by You Get OwNeD November 25, 2021

Blind Channel

A finnish Violent Pop band what almost won the eurovision in 2021. The band was initially formed in mid-2013 by classmates Joel Hokka and Joonas Porko who at the time were in as they describe it “rival bands” and decided to join forces. They quickly recruited Olli Matela (who played bass previously with Joonas in other bands) and Tommi Lalli to play drums respectively. Later in 2018-2021 Aleksi Kaunisvesi (Alex Mattson) joined the band.

Hey, you heard the Blind Channel’s new song that sings about they’re not saints?

Nah man i only know the middle finger song...

by micotine December 3, 2021