Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 17, 2007

Captain Australia

A shirtless drunk wearing the Australian flag as a cape as a sign of patriotism. Female equivalent often wears the flag as a dress or bikini.

Commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.

"What happened to your car?"
"Captain Australia jumped on the roof shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!"

by bluegirl January 30, 2008

captain destructo

one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything

my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken

by tbrutal March 15, 2009

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009

Captain's Badge

A common phrase used to describe a cavernous vagina (vag).

Hey Grandma, do you have room in your Captain's Badge for my camera?

by jewed-star October 4, 2010

Captains Handshake

The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.

So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!

by Jeff Steves June 28, 2011

Captain dickhead

Some one who's being really mean or a show off Or some one just really stupid

Justin beaver is a captain dickhead

by goddangitdude32 February 3, 2012