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Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback August 19, 2008
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collar tug

Somebody does this when they are in an awkward situation, feel guilt or are under pressure. They also make a strange noise and tug on their collar to indicate that they are uncomfortable. This often happens in "The Simpsons"
Homer did the collar tug when he was giving a speech and everyone booed
by collartugger October 31, 2011
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No Collar

The new, exponentially emerging class rising up in America consisting of often over-qualified but unemployed persons.
"Hey dude, don't you work for Ernst & Young?"

"Aw hell no , i'm a No Collar, just like you".
by Dirty Branchez October 12, 2009
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popped collar

See Pop the Collar.

A thing people do to imitate Count Chocula and his infamous Choclatey Popped Collar, otherwise commonly referred to as ChocoPop. But they fail to realize that they aren't the Count, and so they just look like fags.
I was eating cereal one day when I happened to notice the prevalent popped collar of Mr. Chocula.
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White Collar Crime

A non violent criminal, such as conmen, forgers, racketeers, scammers and gentlemen thieves.
Neal was an expert forger, and had talked people out of millions of dollars over the years. He hated violence though and so strictly only performed white collar crime
by meimeigiggles July 28, 2014
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Greasy Cuellar

A greasy cuellar is when you dip your nut sack in a bowl of syrup and rub it on someones face to make it greasy.
adam snuck up on connor and gave him a greasy cuellar while he was asleep.
by B-WooDy September 24, 2009
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CELtard

Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠
CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.
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