celeron

Cheapest intel CPU and quite bad. Later generations are still as bad as eating actual dogs.

"Hey! I got a Celeron G3950!"
"Meh. I have a Pentium G4560 and a i7-7700k."
"But I paid with 900 dogs!"
"You are still eating cat food, cats and RAM. A i3-530 could demolish it"

by WhyDoTheseExistNow March 28, 2017

Cedar

1. A family of elegant deciduous trees known for their scented wood and resistance to weather.

Cedar is mentioned in The Iliad, referring to the cedar-roofed or lined storage chamber where Priam goes to fetch treasures to be used as ransom.

2. A fine, handsome lad.

That boy stands strong and tall, like a cedar.

by wwodin February 16, 2010

Cedar

Someone that is the most loyal person you have ever met. She is very athletic and hangs with the guys she I usually a pretty person that loves to be social. Cedar is always funny and has a little bit of a dirty mind. Cedar is a great friend!

Wow, cedar is so chill.

by Chance24 January 23, 2019

Dirty Cedric

when you record yourself tasing your genitals and send it to everyone you know including family

“What did you do lastnight Brad?”

“Oh I had some pizza and did a real nice Dirty Cedric before going to sleep. Didn’t you get my video?”

by birdshitt_ April 17, 2020

celeryphillia

The desire to be whipped with wet celery in the belltower of an abandoned church by a Caramelite nun Sixty-three times.

I always thought my grandpa just liked veggies, but turns out he's into celeryphillia. That's why grandma wears a wimple.

by xPureEvil2002x June 14, 2010

cedarfest

The gathering of Michigan State students in the courtyard of the Cedar Village Apartments after a huge win or lose by the Spartans. Generally consists of 2000-5000 students and things such a couches, trees, doors, tables, really anything they can get their hands on; are burned. The riots last around 4 hours and are then disbanded by East Lansing Police in riot gear.

Man, Cedarfest 2013 was awesome, like 50 kids were expelled, I heard they knocked over a huge tree and burned it!

by MSUkid December 18, 2013

Cedar Crest College

Cedar Crest College: a private, four-year women’s college known for its stellar nursing program. If you come to this school for any other reason, you’re likely a scrub who got rejected from her top choice schools. If you’re looking for male interaction on campus, you can look no further than the male Saudi students, who seem to be here due to a fluke in the system (or possibly, due to copious amounts of funding to the Crest from the Saudi government?) Anyway, if you’re not down with brown, you can try an array of douchey white frat boys from nearby Lehigh University, the campus you’ll eventually end up at if you want to get the true party experience in college. If, however, you choose to stay on campus for the weekend, prepare to be bored with Cedar Crest’s nonexistent social scene and leftover dining hall food from the school week. And if you’re a prospective student or incoming freshman, welcome to your next four glorious, estrogen-filled years at the Crest!

*at a party*
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?

by eucalyptusweed November 14, 2017