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celeryphillia

The desire to be whipped with wet celery in the belltower of an abandoned church by a Caramelite nun Sixty-three times.

I always thought my grandpa just liked veggies, but turns out he's into celeryphillia. That's why grandma wears a wimple.

by xPureEvil2002x June 14, 2010