Not a good person. AT ALL. HE WILL MAKE YOU RUN NO MATTER WHAT. HE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN CUZ HE IS AN OSTETRICO (not ostrica, be careful)
"I wouldn't be a friend of a Caringio"
by Katunia November 23, 2021
Get the Caringio mug.Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"
I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."
And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."
And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015
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Get the selective caring mug.The worst middle school. Shit is so run down and literally don’t have one good memory there. Don’t go to this school.
Random person who graduated Glen: Hey, what school are you going to?
Me: Glen Carin
Random person: Yikes
Me: Glen Carin
Random person: Yikes
by Finleysp November 27, 2020
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The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity
The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity
by ImContributing March 25, 2021
Get the Pumpkin Carving mug.josh carrington is the most solid man in morecambe, and is known for being friends with chaz hamps, being a top shagger and towering over rueben spencer in height don’t even dare to speak his name because he may appear to steal your gyal with his gorgeous face and phenomenal style.
by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022
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Carina: "Where would you like to go out to eat?"
You: "I don't know...can't you choose?"
Carina: "I asked first, love"
You: "You always do that, you always try to pull a Carina on me"
You: "I don't know...can't you choose?"
Carina: "I asked first, love"
You: "You always do that, you always try to pull a Carina on me"
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