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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009
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Cotton fever

An illness that appears abruptly after using/reusing previously used or contaminated cotton filters in the preparation of intravenous drugs. Someone who does IV drugs needs to filter the solution with a cotton to take out the particulate matter, and a small piece of cotton rolled up into a ball is often used as a filter when the drug solution in initially drawn up into the syringe.

Contrary to popular belief and junkie myth, cotton fever is not the result of accidentally injecting small cotton fibers into your blood, but is actually caused by an endotoxin from the bacteria Enterobacter agglomerans that can reside in picked cotton. The toxin is disolved into the drug solution, and when the injector injects the drug, the toxin causes an immediate and severe flu-and-fever like illness that can last anywhere from several hours to a day or two.

Cotton fever may also be caused by the reuse of previously used cotton filters. The filter, after its first use, is a moist breeding ground for bacteria and fungi, all of which can be accidentally injected and result in illness if the cotton is reused.
John was real sick with cotton fever on Wedesday... First his muscles all tensed up and he felt nauseous. He started to sweat, and he felt like he was boiling hot. He got a really bad fever, and starting having muscle aches and cold chills. All this happened in the span of about 2 minutes... John just slept it off for six hours, woke up, fixed a clean shot, and felt better.
by Exo-skin January 8, 2011
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Cotton Pony

Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?
by Global Fuckin Smoke October 1, 2003
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caston

Caston is an incredibly sweet guy. He always knows how to make someone laugh when they need it. He will go out of his way to help someone in need. People will always catch him singing to himself but he doesn't care. If you know a Caston, don't let him go. He's special in every way.
He's as sweet as Caston.

Caston is a keeper. ;)
by cashtonsirwin December 20, 2016
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Nyan Catting

The art of putting different food coloring colors together to make a rainbow color and by using a funnel pouring it into a girls anus or vagina and having her shoot it out.
Man 1 "Yo dude last night me and Megan were Nyan Catting." Man 2 "Aw man that's awesome!"
by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011
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catting off

To flake, not show up or reject.
by angrygreeneyes September 4, 2006
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High Cotton

A state of good luck, good fortune, wealth, prosperity.
by Michael Cornelius February 14, 2004
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