Canaphobia

When one is afraid of cans and cannot stand to be near a simple soda can.

Matt: Hey Zack want a coca cola.
Zack: Sure, but can i have it in a glass.
Matt: Sure, why?
Zack: Because I have canaphobia.

by hahazack321 August 27, 2013

Cat Nap

A short nap...during which feline fecal matter is smeared across an enemy's face to resemble cat whiskers.

While Aidan was napping, Nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman Meow Zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap.

by Derrick Submarine January 6, 2011

catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

catapoluzia

it means anything you want it to mean.

You can say it as a random word really and its also like an adjactive to say something is cool.

Good thing is you can say it for almost anything because it goes according to what you think is the definition.

Cat-tah-pol-lu-siah

That is so catapoluzia~

Oh snap! Catapoluzia!

by Emily Ha August 12, 2007

The Welsh Catapult

Noun. A game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female's vagina.

"Andy, last night I got 125 feet in the Welsh Catapult."
"I heard Max got 130."

by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017

Catapult Of Love

A Catapult Of Love is when a guy tries to impress his new girlfriend by using his erect penis to 'catapult' things about his bedroom.
While lying on his back the guy bends his penis backwards, loads a small object on his knob and then fires the object to the delight of his new shag.
Also known as a 'Bean Flipper'.

Bob was pleased when he managed to fire a small grape a considerable distance across his bedroom by using his Catapult Of Love.

by noahmurney November 17, 2009

catnip

The female equivalent of a teabag.

Dick passed out at the party and we got pictures of Jane giving him a catnip.

by MiCTLaN January 4, 2006