Carlo 

Carlo is a fat ass bitch, he really has no friends and nobody loves him including his 12 inch fat dick, he has suicidle thoughts every day and only drinks dr pepper and 7-up.

Hey look its a whale! Oh. wait its just Carlo.

Carlo by Little niggo January 16, 2024

Carlo 

The Ultimate Gentleman Carlo is the epitome of kindness and charm. Known for his warm smile and genuine heart, he effortlessly lights up any room he walks into. A Carlo is always there to lend a hand or a listening ear, making everyone around him feel valued and appreciated.

To know a Carlo is to love a Carlo. His genuine kindness and loving nature make him someone you just can’t get enough of. Whether as a friend, partner, or colleague, having a Carlo in your life is like winning the people lottery.

Whenever I’m feeling down, I just think of Carlo’s smile—it’s impossible not to feel better."

Carlo by anonymous August 18, 2024

Carlo Reyes 

That cool guy that you went to middle school with. He is funny and chill. He is an aspiring tennis player and always cares for his friends. All the girls think he’s cute but there’s only one girl that he likes.

Damn Carlo Reyes lookin thicc. Never seen him with his shirt off

Carlo Reyes by krats July 21, 2018

carlo von sexron 

He's the man, the legend, the king. Ginger Elvis, King Baby Duck, and J Ho, it's all one man. He's a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will fuck your day up if you cross him. He'll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. His name is Josh Homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.

Dood 1: I just got back from the Eagles of Death Metal show.
Dood 2: SICK! Did Carlo Von Sexron seduce you with his drums?
Dood 1: Nah, he wasn't there. He was probably fucking your mom.
Dood 2: Fuck man, I wish I was as cool as him...

carlo von sexron by whorehopper July 21, 2016

Carlo Caruso 

When you instagram friend request a 16 year old.

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.

Carlo Caruso by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018

carlo rizzi 

Teen Star Carlo Rizzi is a professional actor and recording artist born July 26th 1990 and is of Italian Descent.

Carlo Rizzi is very popular on the site myspace.

carlo rizzi by Carlo Rizzi Fan October 8, 2007

carlo rossi 

A cheap kind of wine coming in several varieties, costs about $10 for a 3 liter jug.

Yo you feel like wine tonight? Let us split a jug of Carlo Rossi friend, how bout paisano flavor, or would you rather have burgundy? We shall get fucked up on this night.

carlo rossi by DD May 13, 2005