Carbon dioxide

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CARBON DIOXIDE FOR EVERYONE

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CARBON DIOXIDE FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU

by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) May 10, 2020

carbon debit

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.

by pifactorial August 6, 2008

Caronely

Being lonely due to the never ending Carona virus.

Biden said there's nothing he can do about the virus, so I guess we will be trapped inside for another caronely year.

by qb603 February 1, 2021

cabrone

A man who has a girlfriend or wife who cheats on him, and he knows about it, and will do nothing about it.

Pronounced: Cab-row-n

"Fred gets no respect from anyone. Besides being a spineless pussy, he is a pitiful cabrone."

"Hey Sara, what are you trying to do, make me out to look like a cabrone in front of our friend?"

"I may be a bad husband, but at least I am no cabrone"

by Dan Cumstien May 12, 2006

carbon dating

Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.

Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.

by Sterling T December 31, 2006

carbonaro

1)Southern Italian for coal miner
2)A secret society to force democracy in early Italy
3)Almighty

The Carbonaro society had to silence one of the former presidents, Pappas, in 1920.

by Just Greg Please January 6, 2008

Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams March 29, 2009