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Legend of Captiva

Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.
by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011
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joshin with caution

When your playing around but you realize you need to take a chill pill
Ben: Bruh lets fuck some pidgins
Brad: Nah we gotta be joshin with caution
by Joshinwcaution October 24, 2022
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the minute Hitler opened his mouth on the jew subject he became caput lupinum.
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The manner/method in which things are kept in captivity.


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you are by far thay gayest creature to ever walk this earth and you to have your butt hole plessured
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White caution

Turning the sound down in a porno so your roomate doesn't hear. Other races would not do this and blast full volume.
"that inconsiderate nigger didn't have any white caution last night"
"tell it to me, sister!"
another ex.
"aww dude did you even bother using white caution last night."
"well yea, i thought you were a sleep."
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