Pouches of juice that are easy to open because they have an idicated hole to open from. You can build walls with them that will surely keep invaders from Narnia out. Commonly found in the mini vans of soccer moms.
Man 1- is that a caprisun?
Man 54- yes
Man 1- my dad used to keep those in his minivan
Man 54- your dad?
Man 54- yes
Man 1- my dad used to keep those in his minivan
Man 54- your dad?
by FreshestAvocado November 26, 2018
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Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.
Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...
LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...
LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong
by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019
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When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.
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Random Person: wow mrbeast is such a capripon
Random Person: wow mrbeast is such a capripon
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A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 22, 2017
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