Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

Capital G Gay

Someone so queer, so over the top flamboyantly homosexual that there is no possible way they could be straight.

Girl: I think that cheerleader dude is kinda hot.
Friend: He's Capital G Gay, you don't have a shot in hell.

by MrJizz May 15, 2010

Canister

A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".

Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.

by LondonSlangman October 28, 2008

capishe

its an old word meaning "do you understand?", used by Italian mobsters.

And whoever thinks its an old school gangsta term is fucking retarded.

Ok Salvatore, I want Jimmy wacked. Leave him in a dumpster, so the garbagemen have a little surprise, capishe?

by Vincent February 17, 2004

Capital University

A small university in Bexley, Ohio. A fuzzy man resides in the center of campus to be climbed every year on reading night. Campus security is top notch and will help you get out of any Red Rover altercations with the Bexley police.

I would like to attend Capital University. I hear it is a fine educational institution.

by capalum February 24, 2009

capital cruising

Truck club started in Kentucky unfortunately it’s spreading like herpes it’s full of clapped rust buckets and depression

Rules:
Must have Shitty lights in wheel wells

Must be clapped “essential”
Must be able to retrieve keys through rust holes in floor board

Must be a virgin

Hell yeah bro I just joined capital cruising let’s go leak oil in the Kmart parking lot

by Yup we’re leaking August 10, 2021

el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

by el capitano December 12, 2004