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Mayan Calendar

Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.
by Ras Barry December 11, 2018
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Jew Calendar

A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.
Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.
by Juls309 March 16, 2015
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calen

calen is an athletic guy who is typically tall and thicc. they are a pussy magnet. They are smart but hide it with their amazingly good looks. And a Calen Martin dick is so so big, it is most likely known as a cockzilla!
women love calen

most men are jealous of calen
by LilTayWasHere March 31, 2019
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Cadynce

Meaning killer, destroyer of worlds.

This name was given to cats in the 1800'same who would scratch their victims eyes out until they reached the brain
Oh shit, cadynce is on the prowl again!
by UNPLUG October 25, 2016
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Cabyn

Stunning, smart, attractive, and hot are just a few words to describe her. Her personality is golden and everything about her is lovable. She has a perfect life ahead, everything is going to be awesome. Doesn't always see how beautiful see really is and needs a self esteem boost at times, although she has already captured the guy that is madly in love with her. She's awesome, the best of the best, the most beautiful girl ever, and this small definition cant even put her into perspective because words can barely describe her.
by TJTlessthanthreeCMT April 27, 2010
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Cabyn

Stunning, smart, attractive, and hot are just a few words to describe her. Her personality is golden and everything about her is lovable. She has a perfect life ahead, everything is going to be awesome. Doesn't always see how beautiful see really is and needs a self esteem boost at times, although she has already captured the guy that is madly in love with her. She's awesome, the best of the best, the most beautiful girl ever, and this small definition cant even put her into perspective because words can barely describe her.
by TJTlessthanthreeeeCMT April 27, 2010
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Calendar Chess

Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.
Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess
by InFormationForAttack April 23, 2011
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