calistatube

the girl with the ugly blue wall

person 1: "did you watch calistatube's newest video?"
person 2: "who's calistatube?"
person 1: "you know, the girl with the ugly blue wall."
person 2: "oh right! calistatube!"

by cabinethealer59 January 23, 2022

Calista

Very hot (you’ll fall in love at first sight without even trying) she has fat ass syndrome she’s been suffering with it her whole life, she loves jennymar more then anything. Extremely breath taking.

Oh wow look at calistas enormous ass I bet she can start earth quakes with it!

by #gayandproud July 1, 2022

Calista

Calista is a name you would only encounter once in your life so if you find a Calista, keep her close!! Calista has beautiful eyes and her hair can be messy at times, and her real personality will show if she feels comfortable around you. She is soft but acts tough and is smart and loves to gain knowledge! She loves books with romance and violence and is not afraid to use her knowledge to her advantage. Calista is good at hiding her feelings so if you think she doesn’t like you, she probably does, although she does have high standards thanks to the romantic books she reads.

Boy 1: I like her but she probably doesn’t like me.

Boy 2: What is her name?
Boy 1: Calista.
Boy 2: I bet she likes you bro. Shoot your shot.

by Cali1360 July 19, 2022

power calls

to be utterly annoyed by someone who consitintly calls you non stop

katie: why is your cell phone always off when you have our son

matt: because his moms a bitch and power calls the fuck out of me

by les boys October 25, 2008

Katrina Calls

When the New Orleans Saints get calls from the referees due to hurricane Katrina.

Every NFL Fan: Man did you see that roughing the passer/holding/pass interference the saints got away with again?
Me: Well I guess since Katrina the city still needs calls. They are called Katrina Calls.
Every NFL Fan: WE should strip their super bowl title because its tainted
Me: Exactly

by skrimpmayne October 1, 2012

monkey calluses

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.

Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.

by -__God__- December 19, 2018

Command of calls

a term used when dealing in drugs. when you call someone and they tell you they have to call some people; who will in tern call their people.

alright dude, i started the command of calls.

by $N33P3R March 30, 2009