Calamaties

Gay cross country tendencies

I forgot my condom so no calamaties today. Sorry boys

by Berry mcockenher October 9, 2019

calaan

Calaan is a human who can be sweet, but terrifying if you cross them. Quiet and cute, Calaan can be the person you can depend on to talk about cats or catch the bus with, but possibly awkward at accepting compliments. Overall, if you have a Calaan, treat them with care otherwise they will mysteriously disappear in the middle of the night.

I met a Calaan the other day! I was careful in not speaking too loud. I didn't want to scare them off

by Pseudonym_183 July 5, 2021

calamar

is a man

Calamar have big dick

by Calamarrr November 21, 2021

calabarzon

Calabarzon is a region in Philippines that has 5 province ,Cavite (ca),Laguna (la),Batangas (ba),Rizal (r),Quezon (zon)

Cavite is the nearest to manila and has the most population in Calabarzon

by @stoopy December 5, 2021

calculer / cala

French word / Mot français

"Calculer" means "to calculate" in english and "cala" is a drift from "calculer".
"To calculate (calculer/cala) someone/something" means to give attention, or to pay attention to someone or something. It's an expression used by a lot of people, mostly the youngs, it's a slang.
It's more used in the negative way, than in the positive, we will see often this, followed with a "pas (not)".

Calculer, ou cala qui est une dérive, est une expression souvent utilisée par les jeunes, qui signifie le fait de donner de l'attention à quelqu'un ou à quelque chose, d'en avoir quelque chose à faire, il est souvent utilisé au négatif, donc suivit d'un "pas".

For example / Par exemple:

calculer / cala

"Il m'a pas calculé" = he didn't give attention to me
"Il m'a pas cala" = he didn't give attention to me

"Je les cala pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Je les calcule pas" = I don't pay attention to them

"Il m'a pas calculé" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Il m'a pas cala" = il s'en est fichu de moi

"Je les cala pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Je les calcule pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux

by FrenchBoyWhoKnows January 7, 2019

pink calamari

When period blood travels into the blood and you smell like fish for a week because it changes your PH level.

"hot damn"
"my ass taste like dead fish"
"that's a pink calamari if ever I smelled one"

by fiaddie February 7, 2021

super cala fragilistic expialidocious

A word you use when there is no other words to use.

john: bro my mom just died
jake:super cala fragilistic expialidocious
john: WHAT THE FUCK

by whippedcreampie April 22, 2021