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calculator

1. Somethin that makes man dumb
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework
1. Why think when I can use my CALCULATOR?
by örsh October 8, 2003
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fancy assed calculator

Derogatory term for number crunching simulation simulation software.
That sports sim is nothing but a fancy assed calculator.
by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008
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cellularitis

An acute condition marked by almost constant talking on a cellular phone.
Similar to telephonitis, but spreads further and annoys more people. Often very hard to treat and no cure is yet available.
As I waited in the Airport Lounge yesterday, I observed an infestation of cellularitis all around me. Almost everyone was talking loudly into a cell phone! Hardly any of the passengers were talking face to face.
by Suzee February 13, 2007
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cellular telecomunicational device

hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.
by zac brinegar May 22, 2008
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calculator

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!
by shekel May 23, 2014
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calculator

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!
by shekel May 23, 2014
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Cellular Device

"I'm gonna go ahead and call my best friends over at Rockstar Games on this cellular device"
- Sernandoe
by Radical_Shermhead June 12, 2018
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