Caruso Middle School

A school with many different genders! Also, Lucas Pollack goes here.

Person 1: Is that Caruso Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah what about it
Person 1: I heard Luke Pollack goes there

by Caruso March 1, 2021

Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

cacksmasher

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.

by Justro January 6, 2011

Cactus Chin

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.

I am constantly scratching my beard region whenever I get cactus chin.

by Myagooshki March 7, 2011

cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.

"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"

by stitchmata April 21, 2013

Cactus Cock

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.

"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015