Cram jelly

When your nutsack is sticking to your thigh

Bro I had the worst cram jelly today in precalc.

by Wakaflakaflame October 16, 2017

cram

Cruuuuuum🎶

Woke up this morn to cram myself and ate some cram

by Xanbino420 March 22, 2021

Cram

Cram- a mushy substance that if laid out in the sun for a fortnight will be stronger than iron, steel or any kind of metal. It can also be eaten either by soup or meat sadly I cant tell you how or why cram is made sorry only the pros can know cram can also be smoked like a joint or injected into the thigh if injected anywhere else you will OD OK DONT INJECT IT INTO YOUR PENIS IT WONT GROW IN WILL INVERT!!! Get at a cram shack or a cram stall near you! It also comes with a verious flavours like cram, Berry cram, very berry cram.
All credits to ted nivison on YouTube or twitch.

"Hey bro u want to shoot up some cram"
"hey kid you got any CRAAAAAM"
"would you like cram, very cram very berry cram or berry cram"
"WTF is CRAAAAM"

by Jaffa pope January 30, 2021

Cram and jam

When you force the penis into vagina while it's soft!!! To get hard

I cram jam cram and jammed it!! Thanks a lot condoms

by anonymous December 11, 2023

CRAM

When someone or something gets hit really hard/destroyed.

*Tom Brady getting his ACL destroyed by Bernard Pollard

Me: CRAM!

by oTDAWGo October 15, 2021

cram hard

Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.

Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.

by PeePee December 10, 2003

neck-cram

Akin to bellybutton lint but in the neck. Food and other debris that gets stuck between the rolls under the neck of an overweight person or baby.

After dinner, my toddler was full of neck-cram.
You must be sure to clean out your neck-cram to avoid smelling.

by ZoBirdie August 27, 2013