comvergence

Dodge Mother F*** Bastards

Microsoft are like comvergence

by George Rece December 22, 2007

Convenience

The only thing the drooling masses care about.

Drooling half-cripple sheep "Anger bad. Caring about things bad. Derrrr Derrrr."

Not a shit for brains "Well that's awfully convenient for you isn't it? That the thing you are not or the thing you don't do is bad.

A dumb "My entire life is a matter of convenience. I am literally worthless as I don't care about anything."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

Convergance

Transformation from Gay to Straight

Hey Brian, did you do your convergance yet!?

by johndoejohn June 8, 2011

Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.

Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"

by Donewithit April 21, 2009

Convenience Coma

Excuse you use so you don't have to deal w/ what you did when you were drunk even though you DO remember.

Felix was talking about the night one minute and next he was totally crying convenience coma.

by Irish Goddess January 11, 2011

Convergement

The possible consequences or results from the action of a number of different bodies/abstracts converging together. The convergement of serveral technologies and their effects.

The smartphone has seen the convergement of mobile phones, computers, cameras, web devices and media players come together into one device. This convergement of technologies has seen the smartphone replaces the need for all these devices.

by SimonJam April 9, 2017

Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend at a NACURH or state-affiliated conference.

“Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”

by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018