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shit company

Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits.
"If it weren't for my shit company, I'd have been bored as fuck for the last 30 minutes."
by LosrDogg July 24, 2009
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bank holding company

(FINANCE) a company that exists for the sole purpose of owning a controlling interest in the several branches of a bank.

Owing to the interplay of US federal and state banking laws, it is often necessary for a bank to incorporate itself as a separate and distinct company in different states, or for different business functions (e.g., capital management, underwriting/investment banking, savings banking, etc.).

One of the exasperating benefits that bank holding companies get is a further limitation of liability. Often, the structure of the bank holding company is such that one of the firms owned (like Washington Mutual Bank, Inc.) can be insolvent, without resulting in the liquidation of the holding company.
Practically every financial intermediary in the USA is now owned by a bank holding company. They're totally insidious!
by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010
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Grassfield Theatre Company

One of the best theatre companies in their state, District and Regional Champions two years running. Second Place in states two years, but headed to states again...
Man, Grassfield theatre Company is sweet! We should join!
by Black Olive March 10, 2009
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zombie company

A company that is considered too important to allow to go bankrupt, and ends up sucking on the lifeblood of the United States (aka its money). Members of zombie companies are permitted to take bonuses of any size, thus contributing to the general blood sucking.
"AIG used to be an egg. Now its hatched and has become a zombie company."
by commiebobo March 19, 2009
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Eazzy Company

Eazzy Company. Meaning company of the Eazzy. An elite SOCOM II gaming clan that woops up on dat ass. A group of mature guys getting together to kill all opponents.
The Eazzy Company annihilated all of its opponents
by Greg Pigate January 4, 2005
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worse company

The best non-copyrighted stand localization in part 4 of jojo’s bizarre adventure
Executive: how are we going to avoid copyright?? Bad company is a very famous song!!

Intern: …….

Intern: worse company
by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023
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Fish Off the company Pier

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.
"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"
by Canadaslang December 27, 2011
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