The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.
Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.
by gizzmo696 December 07, 2010
A giant inconvience for everyone. When someone modifies all the files in a project and everyone has to merge. It's the commit of death (or Cod for short). Every developer knows and hates it.
Steven: "Yo man, Alex pushed a giant commit of death last night."
Michael: "Aw fuck man, i'll have to merge again after that Cod for sure."
Steven: "I had to as well, i hate this guy."
Michael: "Aw fuck man, i'll have to merge again after that Cod for sure."
Steven: "I had to as well, i hate this guy."
by KitsuneAlex September 06, 2022
by Grug was here May 10, 2022
to commit arson onto an individual. phrase is usually followed by the person's preferred pronouns or names.
by ketchup supremacy March 18, 2021
committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.
Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!
by kitchenkrew August 01, 2009
COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A
by jakobk05 August 08, 2018
a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com
12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit
by dearest123 October 14, 2011